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“The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person.”

“How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d”
-Alexander Pope
Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell from Funny Or Die

thehpalliance:

Economic inequality affects Disney heroines, too. Mary Poppins is fighting the good fight.

Reblogged from dangervvank, Posted by destinyschildvevo.
dangervvank:

this is funnier when you realise they’re making fun of that time Lana tried to call 911 when she was in London because she thought she saw a ghost
Reblogged from yourowntruth, Posted by meandmybentley.
Anonymous asked:
um, please expand on the 911 story?! It sounds hilarious omg

dangervvank:

The radio interviewer was like “have you ever seen a ghost” and she was like “We were in London and I saw one! I didn’t know what to do so I called 911 but no one answered. I then realised that they don’t have 911 it isn’t the number for the police in the UK” AND THEN SHE REALISED THEY WERE CHINESE LANTERNS oh lana